Flames Shall be Used for S’mores

Warning: Content may be a little too harsh for readers, as it involves the blogger (yours truly) spewing profanities because of a certain narrow-minded reviewer. Read at your own risk.

Also, please excuse my, er, cussing. I deeply apologize for the language you’re about to read.

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A search reveals that there are 82 other stories or poems with this same
exact title on this site alone. You should know that this premise isn’t
exactly unique. Also, the present tense is only used by under-talented little
girls who want to sound interesting. Maybe you should have been paying
attention in English class; it might have taught you something about proper
writing, or grammar.

Yeah, did you read that? That came from one of the authors from FictionPress. Haha. Seriously, I wanted to shove a pineapple up her ass or something.

I am more than willing to accept constructive criticism from people… especially when it comes to my writing. I know I have a lot to improve on, thank you very much. So there is really no need to be so damn harsh.

The italicized paragraph above is NOT constructive criticism, it is a fucking FLAME, my friends. It is used to crush the dreams of amateur writers. It’s like sand being thrown in your face by the resident bully. And it is also unbelievably immature.

It may be coated with intellectual words, but in actuality, it’s just a way of telling me, ‘hey, dumbass, your poem sucks. I’m loads better than you are’. In short, flames are given by fucking assholes who think they’re better than everyone else. Screw them.

Haha. First off, I was aware that Fade to Black isn’t a good poem and that I wrote it to pass time. So submitting a ‘review’ that implies my apparent stupidity is hardly fair. I wasn’t aiming for unique and I was not plagiarizing anyone when I wrote the damn poem. I simply took down what came into my head… 

And besides, who the hell browses the search category to find a story and/or poem similar to mine just to prove that I’m unoriginal? That’s just fucking lame. She’s a FREAK. A fucking FREAK.

So yeah, I may be overreacting a bit, but frankly, I don’t care. Like I said, I accept constructive critique. I cherish them and try my hardest to improve… but there is no way in fucking hell that I would heed advice from a narrow-minded person such as the one that gave me this review.

Shutting up now.